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SQL Teaser: Where Clause Gone Wild
Try to guess what this WHERE clause is supposed to do.
Famous Quotes From Bill Gates - Part 2
My previous article about Bill Gates SQLAuthority News - Famous Quotes From Bill Gates got really lots of readers and got lots of request in email that I should have follow up article about other famous quotes from Bill Gates which are missing from original article. This blog is not about Quotes but SQL Server, but little fun never hurts. SQL Server is product of Microsoft, which Bill Gates is Chairman of, so indirectly this article is about SQL Server.Bill Gates And His Frustration Towards His Company's Product
A mail send by Bill Gates to Jim Allchin regarding his frustrations to download and install 'Moviemaker' and 'Digital Plus pack'
Return of the ’70s Weirdos
Classic! Everyone has seen that awful 1970's era Microsoft photo, well, Newsweek has got everyone from that picture to come back for a new group shot. Predictably, they're a lot less ... um ... unattractive than they used to be. :)Bill Gates’s Phone Number
Albeit from 33 years ago :)
A nice coup for Fortune – they have some rare photos from Microsoft and Bill’s archives – narrated by Bill himself.8 Million Downloads: A Record? (cartoon)
The uptake on Firefox 3 was certainly swift, but...6 Ways to Remind the Mustaches That You're Important
Our every day dominance of the web world gets taken for granted by those that aren't tech-savvy, especially the higher-ups in the organization. I've come up with a few ways that us programmers and designers can make the "Mustaches" in the organization remember how important we really are.The vi editor if it were designed by Microsoft
The vi editor if it were designed by MicrosoftWho said Microsoft can't predict the future?
...in a bold secret move Microsoft decided to incorporate cutting edge and even futuristic technology into some if its more popular products.Microsoft Excel: Revolutionary 3D Game Engine?
In this article I will demonstrate Excel's arithmetical facilities, the embedded rendering subsystems (there are two of them!) and the revolutionary approach which might just cause a paradigm shift. I hope you will discover that Excel effectively and efficiently incorporates practicality, tons of features, the multi-platform portability and the high performance with the unique and futuristic 3D engine features.Write your own Lolcats widget (I Can Has Cheezburger?)
What programmer doesn't want LolCats on their site? OK, even if you hate 'em, full code is provided so you can easily convert RSS to a widget.Why Microsoft Needs Yahoo: the Real Story
So one day, Scott McNealy, founder and chairman of Sun, read in his morning newspaper how the use of Java was rapidly diminishing, courtesy of something called 'The LAMP Stack'. Furiously, he called his accountant.Two hours of broadband
From jahnny's SU web site reviews and blog. Yes, its beautiful and yes I too still boot windows quite often.
IEBlog : The First Year of IE7
the comments are the better part of this post. but judge for your self.
Top Ten Reasons to Not Buy Visual Studio 2008
You & I may not agree with Dave Bush but who says .NET developers don't have a sense of humor?Microsoft FUDwatch: Windows vs. Linux security | The Open Road - The Business and Politics of Open Source by Matt Asay - CNET Blogs
Matt Asay on this week's first crack at "most ridiculous post of the week," courtesy of Microsoft.
Leopard Easter Egg
Check out how a Windows machine displays in CoverFlow...5 Years of development experience or Just 1 year of experience repeated 5 times?
Many of us just think that if we are developing software since so many years, it means we got that many years’ experience. Reality, is not like this, actually we just followed the path where our luck has took us. We never exploited our full potential. Following is the time line of a typical software engineer, you decide yourself whether he has 5 years of experience or not.
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