This formulation leads on to my contribution, the Davies-Folk Theorem, which states that "if we take strategic considerations into account, there is a game-theoretic rationale for practically fucking anything" (it's a fairly simple corollorary...)
Clearly we've reached our own Korffian moment in our latest long national nightmare. The Nixon interviewed by the rabbi sounded uncannily like the resolute leader chronicled by the conservative columnists and talk-show jocks President Bush has lately we
Multiple choice reporting on Iraq. Make your own story. "Headline: [top | important | most wanted | close | key] al-Zarqawi [aide | lieutenant | associate | "cell prince" | figure] [captured | arrested] / Dateline: (some date) (some place in Iraq)"