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$5000 Wine Bar keeps your Wine Fresh and Ready to Drink!

$5000 Wine Bar keeps your Wine Fresh and Ready to Drink!

At $5000, this wine bar is definitely over-priced but how many people will buy this?  (It’s CRAP I tell you.)

Other than these superlative capabilities, it can hold up to 4 bottles and does come with a modular design capable of accommodating more. It holds up the stock at 45 degrees and keeps uncorked bottles unsullied for two months.

via bornrich

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User:zedomax: Zedomax

How to NOT Drive a Ferrari!

How to NOT Drive a Ferrari!

The picture says it all doesn’t it?

Drive your Ferrari carefully!

via autoblog - ehowa

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User:zedomax: Zedomax

Sprint Samsung Instinct is great but the videos suck!

Click Here to View in Full Screen Mode

There are bunch of videos on how to use the new Sprint Samsung Instinct but there’s NO VIDEOS on the browser of the Samsung Instinct.

If Sprint is serious about competing with the iPhone (from a marketing perspective), they gotta get rid of all that voice activated live search crap and make some videos of YouTube playing on the phone OR loading Zedomax.com on the browser.

I think whoever is managing the video marketing section of Samsun Instinct need to be fired.  That’s what I’d do.  Hire someone who’s capable of making good vids.

I personally HATE voice-activated commands because my Blackberry 8830 always ask me, “Say a command” like 10 times a day, it’s annoying and people don’t need voice activated stuff.  I wish manufacturers start focusing more on the internet browser of the phone instead of voice activated technology I’d never use.

Great phone + bad marketing, Sprint better get their act straight soon otherwise people will laugh at them.  (if they are not laughing now)

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User:zedomax: Zedomax

I-O Data Mobile Keyboard

I-O Data Mobile Keyboard

Here’s an interesting I-O Data Mobile keyboard for your mobile phones… kinda pointless when you have a Blackberry like me though.  Might be useful for a crappy PDA that has a crappy keyboard.  (Am I being too harsh here???)

I-O Data again, with this time, a new small keyboard for your mobile phone which can be connected to your device via Bluetooth.

via akihabaranews

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User:zedomax: Zedomax

Dave | Best-endowed blokes | The Sun |HomePage|News

"WOMEN think blokes called Dave are the best-endowed, a poll reveals."

User:daveg: del.icio.us/daveg

Your bookmarks are still there, I promise!

All I'm saying is that the fact that it does this makes me RAGE!

Firefox: del.icio.us/tag/firefox

heise online - Kritik an Sicherheitsstudie: Microsoft vergleicht Äpfel mit Browsern

Es häuft sich die Kritik an der Microsoft-Studie, der zufolge Internet Explorer sicherer als Firefox sei.

Firefox: del.icio.us/tag/firefox

SELECT vs select

I spent way too much time this weekend trying to get the pager stuff in Drupal working for a module I`m playing with.

I had learned a lot from the watchdog module on how paging was supposed to be working and I was trying to do the same with another database. As I got a page limited by the number of records I wanted but I couldn't find any of the fancy next, previous and page number thingies that I wanted.

The watchdog module worked for me and I started stripping the watchdog module till I could actually replace my function with watchdog_overview function. Even replaced the watchdog query with my qeury.. but not such luck.. I couldn't get $output .= theme('pager', NULL, 50, 0); to work.

So as every open source geek does.. I started looking into the code. pager.inc
The header told me the author.. I could mail him and wait or even call him , , but I read on.
$pager_total_items[$element] = db_result(db_query($count_query, $args));
Never returned anything useful.., my mysql log learned me there never was any query with a count ..
Till I modified the pager.inc file to actually perform the query I wanted it to do.. and it started working.
Then I took a closer look at the regexp that was being used to create the $count_qeury
$count_query = preg_replace(array('/SELECT.*?FROM /As', '/ORDER BY .*/'), array('SELECT COUNT(*) FROM ', ''),$query);
However my query was all in lowercase so the count was never inserted.

The only difference between the working watchdog module and my own code was in the use of uppercase SQL statements.
So call me lazy :)

MySQL: Planet MySQL

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